Top 12 Country and Western Songs

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12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Out My Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring, and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:
1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.

Swimming Naked in The Sea

1 The Shot Band - Love like Water
2 The Grateful Dead - Wharf Rat
3 Drive By Truckers - Alice
4 Calexico - Across The Wire
5 Brett Sparks - Knoxville Girl
6 Patty Griffin - Goodbye
7 Steve Earle - Tom Dooley
8 Ron Sexmith - Ships Go Out
9 Iris DeMent - I Miss A Lot Of Trains
10 Townes Van Zandt - Who Do You Love?
11 Buddy Miller - Don’t Wait
12 The Mavericks - Dance The Night Away
13 The Mavericks - Because Of You
14 Barry Saunders - Far As The Eye Can See
15 Laura Collins - Cast A Line
16 Laura Collins – Too Many Lifeboats
17 Laura Collins - My Love Song
18 Neil Young - Drive Back
19 Ryan Adams - Let It Ride
20 Josh Ritter - Lillian
21 Neko Case - If You Knew

For Georgie

1 Calexico - Quattro Peel Sessions
2 Calexico - Not Even Stevie Nicks
3 Eric Clapton – Bell Bottom Blues
4 Steve Earle –I Feel Alright
5 The Handsome Family - My Sister's Tiny Hands
6 Scott Miller – Citation
7 John Prine - All The Best
8 Bob Dylan - It’s Alright Ma
9 Joan Baez - Diamonds and Rust
10 Erik Moll - I Learned To Love This Road
11 JJ Cale & Eric Clapton - Danger
12 Otis Taylor - Boy Plays Mandolin
13 My Morning Jacket (live) -Wordless Chorus
14 My Morning Jacket - Chorus
15 My Morning Jacket - Mahgeetar
16 Kelly Willis – That’s How I Got to Memphis . . .
17 Bonanza – St Paul Del Camp
18 Greg Brown – The Evening Call
19 Johnny Cash & Joe Strummer – Redemption Song
20 Grand Prix – Gasoline
21 Tim Easton – Special 20
22 Southside Johnny – I Don’t Want To Go Home
23 Handsome Family – All the Time in Airports
24 Willy Nelson – Songbird
25 Neil Young – Common Baby, Let’s Go Downtown